mintgrove

FLAT AND WHITE
The flat white, the smuggest of coffees, consisting of a shot of espresso topped with hot milk, but bereft of the latter's most capricious characteristc - froth - is a drink prepared exclusively by a stock character who, himself is always sumg, flat and white - and who confuses barrista skills with the predictable cool of the fixed-gear bicycle, an armful of regrettable tattoos and a charity plimsole.